Itchy!

There was a HUGE (well, it probably looked bigger in my house than it would in the wild, but huge nonetheless) spider crawling up my curtains. I squished it with a paper towel and saw about 20 baby spiders explode from underneath the big mama that I just squished. I had to pick off each baby one by one and stared at the curtain for about 15 minutes to make sure I got them all. That was about an hour ago. I am still itchy thinking about baby spiders crawling on me. *shudder*

I am thinking about starting up a business called "rent-a-man" for all the single women out there who occasionally need manly services. No sexy stuff or anything like that (there are already businesses that offer that sort of thing) but stuff like helping set up a Christmas tree, chopping the onions for dinner, being a date at a social event, or squishing spiders. I bet I would make a killing! I would have been willing to rent a man to squish all of those spider babies for me.

I am still itching!